Getting Through A Tough Time T-Shirts

If one of us is guilty, the others have to promise to send this photo to him in prison

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

Cashflow - The milkman is here.

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Marriage Guidance: 'Next!'

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

Abandon Hope/Resume Hope

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

Fun with Underemployment

"We will rebuild!"

Mask Rules

The Incomplete Angler

Sympathetic Friends

Quasimodo once had a promising career with the ballet, until an ankle injury shattered his aspirations.

"We will come through this together. . . two metres apart."

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

"I know we're meant to be in lockdown Doc, but do I have to stay inside on such a lovely day?"

"You know you can't see her."

'The show must go on!'

"But that's the problem - I can remember EVERYTHING!!"

"I spy with my little eye something heading toward divorce."

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