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Depression.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Great Therapy!'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"We don't talk anymore."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Prawn Amend

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When life gives you lemons...

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

"See how controlling he is?!"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

'The marriage counseling session didn't help -- she still claims she never saw me before in her life.'

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Unmanned drones.

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'