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He was at that awkward age.

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Suffering from Cooties?

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Early childhood development

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.