Navigating Change Gifts

Fish out of water

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Island of Lost Guys.

'I can change! I swear!'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Life is change

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

Lockdown Signpost

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

"Sometimes I get the feeling your 'ex' is still in the picture."

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

Hillbilly mall maps.

Why do you keep looking at your watch?

"Useless lot... every time she finds Mr Right he says she's Mrs Wrong."

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

"According to my sat nav, it should be right here!"

"He said turn left at the fork!"

'I'm worried! I gave up smoking without any trouble!'

Dark cloud.

'I haven't committed to a man yet. I'm waiting 'til they come out with the new improved version.'

Shopping nightmare

Face the Music Tavern - Formerly The Free Spirit.

America's Rich Tapestry of Unemployment

"We could be lost and not even know it."