Coping With Change Gifts

"I don't mind change, as long as it doesn't happen to me."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'I can change! I swear!'

Run, Mike, Run!

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Life is change

Mel puts on his best friend's thunder vest, crawls into a bathtub and tries to keep it together while democracy explodes all around him.

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

Lockdown Signpost

Pope Francis

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"It's the perfect cure for the corona virus blues."

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Out of Order.

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world's been turned upside down."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"