Navigating Business Closures Mugs

"No kidding. Tell me about it."

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'The contracts look good. Why don't you have your disgusting pests call my disgusting pests.'

Sales

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Small Businesses Go Under.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'I've put the business up for sale.'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

Factory closed. The 1st CEO got most of it, as a bonus, when we fired him. Ditto, the 2nd CEO, and the last CEO got what was left.

Restaurant with sign reading 'We're open... Good luck'.