Dealing With A Business Crisis Mugs

"Today's graphic is small and complicated to shield us from the truth a little while longer."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

Annual profits,

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'I see everyone got the memo.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

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"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

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"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

"My God, now what?"

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"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Emergency Firebreaker

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

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Sad businessman with sinking profits

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Coronavirus and Atlas