Closing Business Mugs

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Money exchange

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Sales

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'The contracts look good. Why don't you have your disgusting pests call my disgusting pests.'

Small Businesses Go Under.

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

'I'll do half of it.'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'