Closing Business Pillows

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Money exchange

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Small Businesses Go Under.

'The contracts look good. Why don't you have your disgusting pests call my disgusting pests.'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Sales

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

'I'll do half of it.'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.