Nautical Nightmare Observer Pillows

Craving Food

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Emergency Phone.

Barcode Dreams

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Bat

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

Scarecrow Directions

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Second Thoughts Wedding

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Clown Nightmares

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Circus Act

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Falling

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."