Navigational Nightmare Enthusiast Pillows

The most unhelpful map.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Emergency Phone.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Lost around a military base.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Recalculating

A dream of consequence

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'