Nautical Narrative Diver Prints

'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

Ghostship

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Going to Sea.

"Call me, Ishmael."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."