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'The doubloon doesn't go as far as it used to.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Emergency Phone.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Call me, Ishmael."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Going to Sea.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Ghostship