Nautical Narcissist T-Shirts

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Emergency Phone.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Battery Lighthouse

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Pirate

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."