Nautical Giggler Prints

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Pandora's Change Purse...

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

2pm meet your Creator

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"The cookies are always stale."

I am one with stupid.

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Black Hole Corks

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

My boat

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

The Big A** Theory

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"