Naturist Comedy Fans Pillows

Nudist Tortoise

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Cat box"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Penguin

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Buck Naked

Possums that ski.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Alligator Bars

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"