Nature Study T-Shirts

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Weather Forecast: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I can see clearly!'

"All these years I've been meaning to ask. . . are you male or female?"

Flies Don't Deserve Wings

'Oh leave him alone! If he wants to be a pacifist instead of an army ant, that's fine!'

'Look! A dead bird!'

Penguin

The hummingbird's hum.

Tadpoles

Camping Training.

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

"How did humpback whales get that way?"

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

'Day 36: I finally earned their trust.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Playing Fetch.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Grace For Flies

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'