Nature Nanny Gifts

'It's back breaking work making a garden a nice place to relax in.'

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

North Pole

'The child is very illogical'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

An old man growing berries

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'