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Frog Eating Fly.

New Age Store.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Mamoose...

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Trepanning for gold"

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Obstetrics.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"It might be time to put you on a stronger anti-inflammatory."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

Natural Medicines

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."