Nature-loving Spouse Mugs

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'He took a fetching class.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Silencing the baby

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Installing the garden pond

Ice Fishing with Cats

'Entymologists in love'

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

"That one I could never sell. It's stolen."

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

Valentine's Day

'He'll never find us. We hacked his GPS.'

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

Tarzan got an office job...

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"I told you I don't want to play tonight!"

Rural Pleasures - Wife off with another man whilst husband sleeps

"...Cherie - have we been to..."

'How 'bout this darling? Big dog for sale, eats anything. Very fond of children.'

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your puppy is?"