Nature-loving Spouse Prints

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'He took a fetching class.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."

Silencing the baby

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Ice Fishing with Cats

Installing the garden pond

'Entymologists in love'

"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

"That one I could never sell. It's stolen."

"That's a bidet, not a drinking fountain!!"

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

Valentine's Day

'He'll never find us. We hacked his GPS.'

Giant Moth Circling Lighthouse.

"If that's my matching sock, I'm not here."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Tarzan got an office job...

Rural Pleasures - Wife off with another man whilst husband sleeps

"I told you I don't want to play tonight!"

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

"You see Darling, you can gauge how much someone fears you by how far away they stand to take photographs..."