Nature-loving Rock Star Gifts

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

The Music Seed

"We should get out to the country more often."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

Fall in the Greek Temple

Man and bird

Man practising the violin.

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Born to rock.

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Office of Outdoor Education

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

The world's tap.

'Nice toss. But if you want a real tight spiral, try getting your elbow up and throwing right over your ear.'

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

Bourgeois Man and his ceaseless mission to tell everyone else how to live.

James Taylor

Tablet Culture

"Let it go, Carl!"

Airplanes Wearing Gas Masks During Volcanic Eruption

Oil of Frackenstein

'Mind if we hum along?'

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."

Ventriloquist doll throws bottle into 'Gottle Gank'.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'