Nature-loving Mama Gifts

Silencing the baby

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

Holiday Supplies

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Open other end

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

Fall in the Greek Temple

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Single parents.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Add your kids' ages together...

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

Mother and Baby

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

'I don't really care how well I play, I'm just happy to be able to appreciate nature on a beautiful day like this!'

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

'It's just called breast milk. It doesn't need a fancy brand name.'

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

Ice Fishing with Cats

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

"It's done wonders for my back."