Nature Lover's Laugh Prints

'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Don't drink that natural spring water! The aquifer's polluted with agrochemicals!"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Bird Bath.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Saving for Retirement.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

The natural selection process in golf.

"Fake."

Closed for Summer.

Walrus Grooming.

Timber!

Goose

'Hey Irma....food fight!'

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."

Going Hunting.

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

"Gosh, she's sexy!"

"Nature has a twisted sense of humor."

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'

Echo is not ready to say, 'I love you.'

'No wonder they're not good tree climbers: Their shoes stop them from using their feet...'