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Prosecco Peacock

Bitchbark Canoe

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

In the Guru District

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So Close..

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'The circle is complete!'

'A cheeky red?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."