Nature And Technology Humorist Mugs

"How do I log on?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Teenagers!'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Deer Season Open.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Try me/try me/try me...

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

She loves to play with string theory.

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

"Get out of my face!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

I told you we were late!

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"