Nature And Technology Humorist T-Shirts

"How do I log on?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Screen Time vs Book Time

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

She loves to play with string theory.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Get out of my face!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"