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'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Shepherd and eurydice

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Playing Fetch.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Grace For Flies

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Hmph. College kids.'