Nature And Office Juxtaposition Enthusiast Gifts

Hunt, Gather

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Office Park

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"Hmmm... business park you say."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Free-range C.E.O.s

'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

Cocktails and Peacocks

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

"All our phone sales staff are free range."

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

'it's the field office.'

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

"Rats, we have to move out: Looks like the Internet is down, the kids are coming out with a ball to play..."

'Bob, it's not you I lust after, it's your office.'

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

Machine Cog Flower

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

"It's only panic alarm system... it goes off every time management suggest another reorganisation."

"Smathers is missing again? Shake his Fica tree."

Our Founder Portrait

'Don't you just love the dawn chorus?'

"Those aren't buzzards, are they?"

In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."