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"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"

By Strategic Use of Postcards, Thoreau Manages to Keep Walden Pond Unspoiled

'So...are you comin' or goin'?'

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'

'You're right - we don't belong here.'

"The hell with natural selection..."

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

'Since that young Darwin fellow was here, their species has certainly has evolved.'

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

Modern animal communication

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

Charles Darwin.

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"

''Rollover' is your new trick? Dude, what were you thinking?'

"You can't be thirsty again. You had a drink three weeks ago"

'Duck.'

The Nature Writer Writer.

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Why does a stork stand on one leg?'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

'You looking for me?'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'I don't care if I am a lemming, I'm not going.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

'I go by my full name, Wood Charles.'

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

'Nature is amazing: That's the fifth time I've caught that same lizard's tail...'