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"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"

By Strategic Use of Postcards, Thoreau Manages to Keep Walden Pond Unspoiled

'So...are you comin' or goin'?'

'You're right - we don't belong here.'

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'

Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

'Since that young Darwin fellow was here, their species has certainly has evolved.'

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"

Charles Darwin.

'Duck.'

'You looking for me?'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

'Why does a stork stand on one leg?'

The Nature Writer Writer.

"You can't be thirsty again. You had a drink three weeks ago"

Modern animal communication

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

''Rollover' is your new trick? Dude, what were you thinking?'

'here we are, in the middle of the night totally exposed on a wide open beach. I don't know who came up with this method of reproduction but it must have been a male.'

"Day 573 of the project: Let's just say there are many, many, many, many ants and leave it at that."

'I don't care if I am a lemming, I'm not going.'

Interview a bird.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

'Nature is amazing: That's the fifth time I've caught that same lizard's tail...'

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

'Actually, Bert, that's a common mistake. This here's an alligator. Crocodiles have a more rounded, U-shaped snout.'

What A Butterfly Sees

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'