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'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Wildlife

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Caterpillar Portrait

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Crocodile

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

The life of penguins.

Caliologist

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

David Attenborough's Morning

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Maria Sibylla Merian

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars