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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Wildlife

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

Ban on Free Speech

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Voltaire

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

What's normal?

God Sneezes Out Creation