Natural Healing Prints

"Penicillin? I'm sorry – I don't practice alternative medicine."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Acupuncture Cheap

Self help acupuncture

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Sigmund Freud.

Yoga classes door.

Unguided imagery

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

New Age Store.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Alternative Medicine.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Broken Heart

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"The sea will doctor you now."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Traumatology.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'Got anything for a headache?'