Natural Disaster Mocker Pillows

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

The Adventures of God

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Mountain escalator.

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

News: Flash Floods

Arrogant OAP.

Twisters

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

Souvenir of Iceland

'The cross doesn't affect him. Let's try with a Star of David.'

"Engage! Your! Core!"

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

'The reality is, if you should go on one of those shows, I doubt that TV viewers would accept you any better than I do!'

Atlas of Doom

Global Warning

"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."

Extreme weather hits America.

'Who needs guvmint anyway?'

Jesus' bones.

Mother Earth

"Down here every day is Monday."

Hague Convention Defied! Repelling an Assault of Flu Germs

"You're lonely and rich and I'm friendly and poor. We're a perfect match, I reckon."

"That's it! No more disaster films!"