Natural Disaster Mocker Mugs

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

The Adventures of God

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Mountain escalator.

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

News: Flash Floods

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

Arrogant OAP.

Twisters

"Engage! Your! Core!"

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

'The cross doesn't affect him. Let's try with a Star of David.'

Of all the days to sleep in!

'The reality is, if you should go on one of those shows, I doubt that TV viewers would accept you any better than I do!'

'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'

Atlas of Doom

Global Warning

"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."

Extreme weather hits America.

'Who needs guvmint anyway?'

Jesus' bones.

"Down here every day is Monday."

Hague Convention Defied! Repelling an Assault of Flu Germs

Mother Earth

"That's it! No more disaster films!"

"You're lonely and rich and I'm friendly and poor. We're a perfect match, I reckon."