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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"You've got computer-breath."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Touché"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Moustached gentleman

Saved...life is good!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN