Native Studies Pillows

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Ironing Punctuation

Staff Yearbook

Penguin

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

The hummingbird's hum.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Yes Billy, you have a question..."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

College for flys

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Mincing machine

Ernie, as a scientist you should say the birds are "making aggressive vocalizations," not "feuding with tweets."

Developing the boomerang.