Native Art Pillows

Red Indian with totem pole making rude gestures towards frontier town.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Tiger

Tribal masks.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Folk Art of Midtown'

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Luther Burbank

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

Shadow Artist

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

Early art critic

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"Talk to you later, I'm going off-line for a while"

Topiary By Numbers

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

"You're lucky, we don't get any visitors: My dad is way too territorial..."