Nationalist Gifts

Nicola Sturgeon's History Guide To Things We Can Blame The English For...Introduction of the Midge

"Signal London the continent is cut off!"

Marine Le Pen

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Wildlife

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caterpillar Portrait

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Crocodile

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

Caliologist

David Attenborough's Morning

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

The life of penguins.

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

Maria Sibylla Merian

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"But what's my motivation?"

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'