Nationalism Debater Gifts

"Make Holland Great Again..."

Coronavirus: America First

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Tearing up the Iran Deal

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

Woke Jersey Shore

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"Republican striptease"

'So tell me why you feel threatened all the time'... 4 panel - Uncle Same in therapist office.

Bush vs. America

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

War and peace

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"But I don't want my constituents to vote for the most qualified candidate! I want them to vote for me!"

Vote. I can't keep up with politics anymore --- That guy said he's a "big government anarchist"!

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

European Loan to Greece

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

Democratic Progressivism Is a Dead Letter

Psychiatry. I'm starting to take it personally when people say we have a representative government.

Make Alexander Hamilton Great Again

The Fortunes of War

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

"The glass is half full."

"So correct me if I'm wrong but sharing the wealth means I get less, right?"