National Hot Dog Day Pillows

The Month of July

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Bad dog."

Happy.

Canine Scentipede

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Collies Without Borders

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Back in 5 minutes!

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Make me one with everything!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2