National Heritage T-Shirts

National Trust: Saint Perran brought Christiantiy to this spot: 81AD. It did not catch on.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Several generations live together in Cuba

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Cossack dancers

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Forget what?'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Welsh Dragon

"I dunno...ask him."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Scot holding a heart.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

National Park Map

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.