National Heritage T-Shirts

National Trust: Saint Perran brought Christiantiy to this spot: 81AD. It did not catch on.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cossack dancers

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Forget what?'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

World Cup Fever

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Welsh Dragon

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"I dunno...ask him."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

It's an abbreviated guide to the Grand Canyon. "Cliff Notes"!

Scot holding a heart.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

National Park Map

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."