National Bring Your Brain To Work Day Gifts

"Hendricks, wake up! Don't you know it's National Bring Your Brain to Work Day?"

A Puppet Named Juan

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'But I digress...'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Pi Ala Mode.

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Bright idea

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Teamwork

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

The Re-Opening of Schools

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Loyalty Award

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"Something just didn't add up."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'