Nathaniel Hawthorne Fan Pillows

Branded A and B

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Under pressure.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

How they did it . . .

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

Huckleberry Finn, M.D.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Golfers lost on the road

Mummies for Dummies

The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"That one's for his cat."

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

The invention of baseball.

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

'I am too the boss of you!'

"That one is for the Pharaoh, and that one is for his cat."

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."