Nascar Pillows

'What, no onion rings?'

"You do realize that this entire side of the galaxy is laughing at you and your NASCAR fixation don't you?"

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bob's Driving School.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

Smile

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Cow outboard engine

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

The Horse Races

Extreme sports injuries ward.

'Think Basics.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

Slipstream

'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'

Pamplona 500

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'