Nascar Mugs

'What, no onion rings?'

Just when you think you know someone, you find out they're NASCAR fans.

It's too bad Michael and I aren't cars. Then maybe you'd pay as much attention to us as NASCAR!

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."

"You do realize that this entire side of the galaxy is laughing at you and your NASCAR fixation don't you?"

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bob's Driving School.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

Smile

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Jeremy Clarkson.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

Cow outboard engine

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

James May

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

The Horse Races

Pamplona 500

'Think Basics.'