Nascar Enthusiast Mugs

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Eat my dust!"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Motor Tourism

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Bob's Driving School.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.