Nasa Naysayer Pillows

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

Bicycle sat nav.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'Who put that thing there?'

Go Back to New York

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'You and your aversion to needles!'

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

The moment that Professor Klutz realised he'd forgottedn to take the lends cap off the James Webb telescope prior to departure...

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"It's photo of a black hole."

"Let this guy go around."

God is dead.

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

One more question, Lance

Not a happy camper.

"Before you head back to the future, we'd like you to fill out this survey to help us improve our era."

Unfortunately of the 78% of people who completed more than 56% of the survey 98% thought it was a complete waste of time