Napkin Doodler Gifts

'It's a very interesting resume, but have you ever done anything other than bar napkins?'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Cartoonist thinking'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

BLESS YOU

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I spent locked out including my painting."

List making as therapy.

Dot to dot cave art.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

Why god isn't listening...

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

Cartooning

Baby Mobile

'Math is more art than science.'

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

The Cartoon Reaper.

'You're supposed to draw something.'

Expression of the inner child

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

Dear Diary...Royal Diary