Napkin Doodler Gifts

'It's a very interesting resume, but have you ever done anything other than bar napkins?'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Cartoonist thinking'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

BLESS YOU

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Dot to dot cave art.

List making as therapy.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

Cartooning

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

Why god isn't listening...

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'Math is more art than science.'

Expression of the inner child

'You're supposed to draw something.'

Wiping Out the World

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'