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"Yes, our master named us Romeo and Juliet. It's kind of ironic though since we can't stand each other..."

Clown on bike.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Bathroom Fairy

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Teddy Time Bears

"Things are looking up!"

Imagine

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Reindeer

Witches Checkout.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."